TEST DRIVE MEME: The First (Fixed Setting)

[thecrows]

TEST DRIVE MEME
HOW TO: Post with your character in what will be a fixed setting for the first round! Do a top level, respond to others! If your thread is substantial, it can be used as a first-person on your application! Remember that this is not game canon, and everyone is welcome!

You were just ushered into a large park by a murder of loud and insistent crows who somehow manage to get the gate shut behind you before they fly off. The park is awfully green for such a dead-looking town. It's dusk, and things are starting to get a little noisy at the edge of the tall iron fence that surrounds the area. There are gazebos, cobblestone pathways, gentle slopes, and of course, the lake and the island with the large, dead tree. It's full of crows, and if you stare at them, they'll all stare back. Feel free to take a load off on one of the many iron and wood benches, but the gates to the city are closed!

This does not, however, mean you are barred from ghost-watching as night progresses. Remember, they won't see you!

Comments

[alittlemystery]

[whoa that hair son nice mane]

They're up to no good. They're obviously plotting.

[newmoononmonday]

[Thanks bro, he's pretty proud of it]

That's the thing with birds, though, ain't it? [he squints at the crows suspiciously What with them beady eyes 'n sharp beaks. They ain't never up to no good.

[Plus, one crapped in his hair once, and he's never forgiven them since]

[alittlemystery]

Actually some birds beaks aren't as sharp. Instead they're built for cracking seeds. Or a duck who has rounded beaks and just eat plants and small stuff out the water.

[newmoononmonday]

Ducks ain't birds. [beat] Okay, yeah, they're birds, but like. They're nice birds. I never met a duck I didn't like, but I met plenty'a dickhead birds.

[alittlemystery]

You can't go discriminating against all birds.

Except geese. Geese are monsters.

[newmoononmonday]

I can discriminate against birds all I want. Why, are you some kinda bird. [he narrows his eyes and leans in towards Dipper] You ain't a bird, are you?

[alittlemystery]

Do I look like a bird to you?

[newmoononmonday]

Well, y'don't smell like a bird, so you probably ain't one. It's hard to tell just by lookin' sometimes, though.

[alittlemystery]

Is that a problem where you live?

[newmoononmonday]

[Oh right, he's not... supposed to talk about that stuff... uhhhh....]

Huh, what? Is what a problem? Huh? I dunno what you're talking about.