TEST DRIVE MEME: The First (Fixed Setting)

[thecrows]

TEST DRIVE MEME
HOW TO: Post with your character in what will be a fixed setting for the first round! Do a top level, respond to others! If your thread is substantial, it can be used as a first-person on your application! Remember that this is not game canon, and everyone is welcome!

You were just ushered into a large park by a murder of loud and insistent crows who somehow manage to get the gate shut behind you before they fly off. The park is awfully green for such a dead-looking town. It's dusk, and things are starting to get a little noisy at the edge of the tall iron fence that surrounds the area. There are gazebos, cobblestone pathways, gentle slopes, and of course, the lake and the island with the large, dead tree. It's full of crows, and if you stare at them, they'll all stare back. Feel free to take a load off on one of the many iron and wood benches, but the gates to the city are closed!

This does not, however, mean you are barred from ghost-watching as night progresses. Remember, they won't see you!

Comments

[stabbywheelfeet]

Of course not! I just don't want them anywhere near my paint!

[He hasn't even noticed the size difference. He's too indignant.]

[journeybroken]

Your paint? What are they gonna do to your paint, spill it? [ This is Roxas, looking around for cans of paint. ]

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, they're going to leak all over it and ruin it. That's what.

[journeybroken]

... What are you talking about?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Birds.

They leak.

And it ruins paint.

How hard is that to understand?

[journeybroken]

But there's no paint! [ He's gesturing to the ground around them. ]

[stabbywheelfeet]

It's on me.

Are you blind?

[journeybroken]

... Oh, that's what you meant. [ And now he's just. Staring at you. ]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Yes. That is exactly what I meant. How good of you to notice.

[journeybroken]

[ It's been a while since someone hit him with this much sass. ]

I don't think they'd leak on you if they weren't flying over you. So you probably shouldn't make them fly.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[He's made of sass, Roxas, seriously.]

Or, they could fly off away from me. I'd win, then.

[journeybroken]

Yeah, but what if they don't? I mean, they pushed you in here, why wouldn't they do it on purpose?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Oh, they better not. I'll cut them to ribbons if they try.

[journeybroken]

How? They'll be flying.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'll figure something out.

[journeybroken]

Can you throw rocks at them?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Uh.

Maybe?

[journeybroken]

Maybe that'll get them to fly away. Or maybe you could go to the lake, or to a clearing where they aren't close.

[stabbywheelfeet]

I'm not putting lakewater on this paint job. Please.

[journeybroken]

I didn't say to go in the lake.

[stabbywheelfeet]

You did too.