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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] totallystoppable) wrote in [community profile] buttfeathers 2014-07-06 06:24 pm (UTC)

[Honestly? He's mostly just running his mouth]

Well, that's too bad because you've only got until midnight to kiss the prince and seal the deal, and it's gonna take a lot of time to get you into that ballgown. [he narrows his eyes, stroking his chin thoughtfully] I'd say you're about a size ten... Which is a shame because the only dresses I have on hand are a size 5 and a size 8, so you're going to have to suck in that gut.

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